When he exited the bathroom, his parents were sitting
together on his bed. It was never a good sign when both his parents
were in his room at the same time. Over the years it had meant:
1. Your grandmother/grandfather/Aunt
1. Your grandmother/grandfather/Aunt
-Suzie-whom-you-never-met-but-trust-me-she-was-nice-and-it's-a-shame is dead
2. You're letting a girl named Katherine distract you from your studies
3. Babies are made through an act that you will eventually find intriguing but for right now will just sort of horrify you, and also sometimes people do stuff that involves baby-making parts that does not exactly involve making babies, like for instance kiss each other in places that are not on the face.
2. You're letting a girl named Katherine distract you from your studies
3. Babies are made through an act that you will eventually find intriguing but for right now will just sort of horrify you, and also sometimes people do stuff that involves baby-making parts that does not exactly involve making babies, like for instance kiss each other in places that are not on the face.
